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Mr. Anderson

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	Mr. Anderson
	By Tony Fabris
	To the tune of "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel
	(c) 2000 Tony Fabris

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	We've got you now, Mister Anderson
	We know more about you than you know, wo wo wo
	Don't fight us please, Mister Anderson
	The Matrix is a place for us to stay, hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We know all about ya 'cause it's right here in our files
We'd like to let you help catch Morpheus
Look around you, all you see are Agents in disguise
Here's a bug that claims your navel as its home

	We've rescued you, Mister Anderson
	Reality's not what you think you know, wo wo wo
	Come help us please, Mister Anderson
	The Oracle foretold you'd come one day, hey hey hey, hey hey hey

When you fight the Agents they're the deadliest of foes
They'll kick your ass and make your bones break
Here's a little secret, you can jump high in the air
Best of all, you can dodge bullets if you dare

	Here's what you do, Mister Anderson
	The Oracle knows more than you can know, wo wo wo
	If you're The One, Mister Anderson
	The Matrix, it will fall to you one day, hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Morpheus is being brainwashed by an Agent goon
Pretty soon his mind will start to break
Between your life and Morpheus is what you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose

	But you kicked their butts, Mister Anderson
	The world owes their virtual lives to you, woo woo woo
	What's that you say, Missus Trinity?
	Keanu Reeves will learn to act one day, hey hey hey, hey hey hey

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