Jan di Masi of the magic fingers helps the poor, tired wenches unwind after the auction.

Not pictured: Me debasing myself in front of everyone to get Ellen Weingart to bid on a Tom-Hanks-Autographed box set of From the Earth to the Moon, while Jim Hanks (who donated the item) filmed us. Jim is a very bad, evil, and funny man: He made us stop mid-wench to change tapes in the camera. You might not think someone changing camera tapes could be funny, but it was perhaps the most hilarious moment of the entire con.