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Max Rebo Band By Steven Cavanagh To the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel (c) 1993 Steven Cavanagh It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place the regular crowd waddles in there's a weird thing sitting next to me it has three eyes and mottled grey skin. Boba Fett says, "Max, play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes but it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat then this carbine will blow off your nose." La la la, de de da, La da de de da, da dum Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine he gives me my life for free And because he's a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt or the rancor will have us for tea. He said "Bo Shuda, offom du Tukatti!" as he stuffed a frog into his face but we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid So we'll smile and nod, just in case. La la la, de de da, La da de de da, da dum Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Sy Snootles is our favourite vocalist but her face it ain't launching no ships. Don't know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover but that's how she got those weird lips. And a Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks as another one gnaws on a bone and I don't know which has less intelligence either those two big thugs or the stone. Oh, La la la da, de de da, La la de de da, da dum Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. It's a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba's place it's a killing, that's why we're all here we'll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon and we'll toss someone in with a cheer. 'Cause we gotta new droid on the pedestal and a man in black's come in the door he just pointed a gun over Salicious Crumb and then promptly fell through the floor. Oh, La la la da, de de da, La la de de da, da dum Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight for the last of the Jedi is down below and the rancor is gripping him tight |
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